Monthly Archives: July 2010

“Retail wedding trend leads to I do’s at T.J. Maxx, Taco Bell – USATODAY.com” REALLY????!?!?!?!?!!?!

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As a recently married man, I am more appreciative of married couples, and the strength and commitment they give to each other, to move forward in their lives together. Even watching “Bethanny Getting Married” made me shed tears, because I know what it’s like to have a wedding day, and the special moment shared between 2 people in love: it’s undescribable and unforgettable.

HOWEVER:  I came across this internet “News Post” and GAGGED. PLEASE READ THE “ARTICLE” BELOW LINKED IN THIS POST… BUT BEWARE OF THE NAUSEA THAT MIGHT SET IN!

Retail wedding trend leads to I do’s at T.J. Maxx, Taco Bell – USATODAY.com.

WT….F??? I have officially LOST IT. I cant even READ this article, it drives me so CRAZY!!! WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS??????? I don’t know ANYONE who would do this… and if I did, I would no longer know them!!!

THIS “TREND????” THIS IS NOT A TREND! THIS IS WHITE TRASH TO THE MAXXXXXXXX!!!! (get it…i couldn’t help myself)… i mean to quote this Stupid Bride, “The one constant in my life, no matter what, has always been T.J. Maxx,” Satayut, a self-proclaimed “Maxxinista,” says.

Then there’s the “executive editor” at Theknot.com saying, “If this came up 15 years ago it would not have been as readily accepted”.

WAKE UP IDIOT!!! IT’S STILL NOT ACCEPTED!!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE DOING IT ARE DISGUSTING!!!!! DO YOU THINK SHE HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE DOING THIS?… She should be FIRED for allowing an article to even hit the publics eye, and ESPECIALLY MINE!!!  GOD I WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY!!!!

As i read even more of this PAINFUL article to provide ammo for this post, my stomach is churning… here are a couple more winning standouts:

“Home Depot doesn’t charge to hold weddings in their stores, adding that most of the materials used — like orange buckets and plywood for pews — can be put back on the shelves after the ceremony.”

I AM D.Y.I.N.G…… ORANGE BUCKETS AND PLYWOOD FOR PEWS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?

“According to Taco Bell spokesman Rob Poetsch, the restaurant typically hosts about one wedding per year and doesn’t charge for the ceremonies.”

SINCE WHEN DOES TACO BELL CONSTITUTE BEING A RESTAURANT?!?!?!?!??!!?!!!?!??!?!!?!?!

I think i’m going to be sick…..

READERS: I can’t wait for your comments…. and I don’t want to hear: “people should do what they want”, “it’s their day”, or “it’s their choice to do what they want, they’re in love”, etc… SPARE ME THE DISGUST. THIS IS NOT OK. THIS SHOWS ME THAT THE ACT OF GETTING MARRIED IS A JOKE, and it is ANYTHING BUT!



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SEX & THE CITY 2: JUST ENJOY IT, DAMMIT!

Do you SEE these women??? THEY ARE HAVING THE TIME OF THIER LIVES!!!! AND SO SHOULD YOU!

I have heard nothing but “crappy reviews”, and “too long”, and “horrible writing” and “bad fashion”….. ENJOY THE F****** MOVIE!!!! IT WAS AMAZING! So it wasn’t the “best” writing, or “Oscar worthy”; and the Fashions were over-the-top….

WHO CARES?!?!? R U that much of a film expert? This film was just how Samantha worded it “This economy has been shitty for the last 2 years, let’s go somewhere RICH”…. and thats just what this was. Decadent fun, Over dramatic, Full of life and Color… IT WAS ESCAPISM TO THE BEST. It was a way for the audience to just get away from the state of our economy, let go of all the troubles at home, and have a good, fun, and crazy fashionable time!

I went opening night, the 2 midnight screenings were sold out, but luckily the theater added an additional showing, so we went to a 12:05am showing. And when we got there, we saw that the theater added times for 12:o7, and 12:10!!! PROOF THAT THIS MOVIE ROCKS! well thank GOD we got our tickets days earlier, because it was PACKED. And not only that, but 9 out of 10 girls were all dressed up in hells, bags, dresses, full on makeup and hair..( AND IT WAS MIDNIGHT ON A WED NIGHT)  Thats what this is all about!

SURE the outfits are extreme… BUT ITS A MOVIE. A 2.5 hour ADVENTURE. With a lot of Laughter, Friendship, Emotion, Tears, Fashion, and Fun…. I went twice in a week because there was SO much to look at, so many LABELS;… it was like being a kid in a candy store (well, a luxury goods store).

So with that said, I’m FINISHED hearing negative reviews… ESCAPE from our REAL WORLD for a couple hours, and HAVE FUN!

RED LEOPARD PANTS & CLEAR HEELS… (SIGH)

So I was in Bev Hills having a wonderful brunch not too long ago, and what passes me by? This lovely ensemble…. RED LEOPARD PRINT PANTS with CLEAR PLASTIC HEELS. I think I dropped my fork…(thank GOD I didn’t spill my Mimosa!)  This girl had a Chanel bag, Chanel flower pin, and Chanel ring (OK, WE GET IT: YOU LOVE CHANEL)…. BUT HONEY: W(hy)TF are you wearing THAT OUTFIT??? You obviously have some $$, so USE IT and ditch those pants and heels!!!! (and while ur at it, buy a brush for you and ur friend, because that hair was HORRIBLE!)

SO: the red leopard pants- IF they were on a MODEL type body, in a night club, with a HOT backless top, and AMAZING heels/boots…. i would MAYBE let it slide…. BUT THOSE SHOES… (omg) are for strippers, hookers, drag queens (well, not high enough, so maybe beginners). WHO WEARS THOSE IN PUBLIC, ON THE STREETS, DURING DAYTIME, AND IN BEVERLY HILLS!?!?!?!?

Remember all the looks Julia Roberts character got while walking on Rodeo Dr in Pretty Woman?  THATS the kinda look I was giving this girl, and I’m sure so were all the other Fashionistas on that block!!!

SOCKS & HEELS

WHY LADIES, WHY???? where did this come from, and WHY are you “rocking” this look???? Love girls showing legs and wearing heels… but wearing SOCKS WITH HEELS IS NOT COOL!! I don’t care if its on the Chanel Runway: that’s for models in a show to create a LOOK; its not for the street! You look like an 80 year old GRANDMA!

AND!! TO TOP THIS LOOK OFF: THEY ARE SHEER HOSE STOCKING SOCKS!!! W(ho)TF invented these?!?! It’s not like she’s wearing them to keep warm!!!!! It does NO slimming trick either; in fact it draws attention to the THIGHS and makes them look BIGGER… and that she has CANKLES!!!!

THIS LOOK IS STUPID! POINTLESS! HOBO, not BOHO…… BLUGH!!!!!

EATING + SHOPPING = NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO EATS AND SHOPS AT THE SAME TIME?!?! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!! These 2 guys were spotted EATING FROZEN YOGURT WITH SPOONS while in a store TOUCHING MERCHANDISE WITH THEIR DISGUSTING STICKY FINGERS!!!!!! You don’t do that! EAT UR FOOD OUTSIDE!!! And who walks around eating anyway?!?!? THE ONLY TIME ITS ACCEPTABLE: AT A COUNTY FAIR (WITH ALL THE OTHER ANIMALS), AN ICE CREAM CONE, (OUTSIDE IN A PARK OR SOMETHING!) or a HOTDOG/PRETZEL IN NEW YORK CITY!!!! OTHERWISE, SIT DOWN!!!!! its disgusting, drips everywhere, a sticky mess, then it gets on clothes, wiping their hands on their clothing, then asking to throw it away in the stores garbage?? NO SLOBS: THROW IT AWAY OUTSIDE! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO? DOES ANYONE OUT THERE HAVE ANY MANNERS OR TACT LEFT?

BAD TABLE MANNERS!!!

Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR…AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I’M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)… and little girls skirt, and little flats… SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!

MAD MAX’s TINA TURNER RETURNS: as a HOOKER!!

First the booty shorts: i mean… THE ASS IS HANGING OUT!!!!! the high hooker boots: ITS DAYTIME!! DURING A SUNNY SUMMER DAY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A STREETWALKER!!!! (apparently she was lost, and confused, because this pic was taken in a mens clothing store during the day….WHEN CLEARLY THIS IS FOR THE ALLEYS @ NIGHT! )
Also, she’s wearing a “suspender/vest/accessory thing”… WITH A BELT! OVER A T SHIRT! WTF?!? GIRL, U LOOK CRAZY! AND RIDICULOUS! and ON TOP OF ALL THIS, THAT HUGE UNKEMPT HAIR… she thought she was KELIS in her own Music Video…. it also doesn’t help that she is in a gay neighborhood area, so of course SHE LOOKS LIKE A DRAG QUEEN/TRANNY!

So, this girl needs to learn to sensor herself and MINIMIZE, NOT MAXIMIZE her outfits. JUST BECAUSE EVERYTHING MATCHES DOESN’T MEAN YOU HAVE TO WEAR IT ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

ATTN ALL LADIES: THIS IS NOT TO BE WORN ON THE STREETS UNLESS UR LOOKING FOR CASH