EMMYS 2010 WRAP-UP (and THROW AWAY!)

MINDY KALING -“The Office”  THIS IS THE WORST!! BAD PROM DRESS (HORRIBLE LENGTH, FABRIC EVERYWHERE) WITH BAD HAIR… JUST PLAIN AWFUL. STYLIST SHOULD BE FIRED. This Mindy girl is on “The Office”, which I hate… anything with Steve Carell is F***** STUPID.

Rose Byrne – A pretty actress, with a lot of work under her belt.  HOWEVER: this HAIR IS SOOOOO HORRIBLE!!!!! SHE LOOKS LIKE AN OLD LADY! She is petite, and only 31 yrs old, but here she looks 50! NO! Google her, and you will see what she really looks like! This is a GUCCI DRESS! THE DRESS IS AMAZING- and wish that KIM KARDASHIAN WORE THIS INSTEAD!!!

Rita Wilson in Prada… HORRIBLE, GROSS, TAKE IT OFF. SHE LOOKS LIKE A FAT COW COVERED IN CRYSTALS AND NETTING. and the WORST PART: THE SHOES!!! GROSS nasty clear heeled tranny crystal dangly ugly shoes!!! Go back to your closet and start ALL OVER!!!

Kristin Wiig- SNL   This woman is HILARIOUS!!! I LOVE HER! Her character “Penelope” on SNL is to DIE FOR. SADLY, this dress is not… HORRIBLE! What are those puffy pompom shoulder pad THINGS on your dress?? NOO!!! how is this red carpet appropriate???? ITS NOT! BURN THOSE OFF! they’re like hideous fashion leeches!

Jane Krakowski- 30Rock… “Hi Jane, I’m your awful, horrible stylist, and all I have is YARDS of fabric in a boring a** color… maybe I’ll just wrap you up in it, tie it up on the shoulder in a BIG knot, and the rest can just lay on your hip, make them look bigger, and you can use it as a pillow if you get bored during the awards”..

Naya Rivera- “Glee”  Pretty girl, Pretty BAD dress. First time at Emmy’s, could be your last. when i look at this pic i want to shout:”ayayayayayayayayayaya!!!” Mexican style, because I expect her to do some dancing. And that HAIR: REALLY????  Im all for big hair, but THAT is CRAZY. This is what happens when you don’t have a stylist- and your shopping in Macy’s juniors Prom section last minute. 😦

Lauren Graham- what…. where you NOT thinking? this is a PERFECT WLTY moment… WTF!? I have dressed this woman before, she has a great body, fun personality, and unfortunately now, has HORRIBLE TASTE IN TRUST WITH HER STYLIST! (God I hope who dressed her isn’t the same person I worked with her back in the day- cuz that would mean the talent is DOWN THE DRAIN) WHY LAUREN WHY?!? THIS IS THE WORST DRESSED UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON A RED CARPET. IT ISN’T EVEN A DRESS. ITS A BIB, A NUNS REWORKED OUTFIT, …just a mess. FIRE YOUR STYLIST, OR YOU’ll NEVER SEE A RED CARPET AGAIN!!!!

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