Monthly Archives: December 2010

NYC, Part 2: FUR is FashiON!

So, NYC 2… The “Fashion” Part of my trip: it was ALL ABOUT FUR!!!

Yes, PETA, there is a Santa Clause, and SHE is wearing her FUR!!! Fur is in FULL FORCE this winter, and it makes you think: WHAT recession?? This is the great thing about NYC- even if these New York Women are/were BROKE  (probably not true), or have lost all their money to Madoff (probably half-true), they are still leaving their townhouse/apt/high-rise/mansion in STYLE.

Again, I DON’T WANT TO HEAR: “oh, poor animals, oh sad, blah, blah, blah”. THIS IS NOT THAT SITE! IF PEOPLE OF COLOR CAN STILL USE THE “ANCESTOR-RACE-SLAVE CARD”, THEN PEOPLE CAN STILL USE THE “ANCESTOR-FUR-WARMTH CARD”.  AM I RIGHT????

IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND YOU ARE PRO-PETA, THEN EXIT THIS PAGE!

THE FOLLOWING PICS YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE ARE OF PURE FUR PERFECTION! ( there were so many, I had to edit to my Top 5). ENJOY!

2 friends, just walking the streets of Midtown, a Brown fur on the left, and a White fur on the right….. “another cold day to meet up  for coffee and wear our furs.”

A-Mazing!  A Fur Poncho??? Upper East Side on Madison?! YES PLEASE! ( She was Fabulous, I must say…)

Friends in SoHo, another Monday shopping day…. a Blonde in a White Fur-Trimmed Coat? H.O.T….. and her friend wearing a black fur vest? BFF’S!

Will you look at this one!?! 3/4 length dyed fur coat with a BELT and HOOD! TALK ABOUT EXCESS!?! This is SEXY-YES! Plush, Gorgeous, Full… amazing…

And last, but not least, this lil fur vest, thrown over a simple v-neck, on a cute girl from Chicago…. She’s tan, blonde, got the big “boyfriend watch” on one wrist, and the stacked bangles on the other… Bright red nails to pop…. Loved her 🙂

THE KARDASHIAN KRISTMAS KARD 2010- HEAVEN…

THIS IS THE BEST FAMILY PORTRAIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!!!! EVVVVVEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!

COUTURE!!!  TAN!!!!   MAKEUP!!!   HAIR!!!   LIGHTING!!! SET DESIGN!!!  ……AND AIRBRUSHING GALORE!!!!!!

The Kardashian “klan” have released their “2010 Christmas Card”, and though NOTHING about this shows any Holiday spirit (ie: red and green, a tree, etc), it is a PERFECTLY FLAWLESS PHOTO!!! All the family and the newly joined extended family, (Mason, Lamar, … even Scott).

All the women are GORGEOUS, even the youngest daughters are exuding sex appeal (where was Bruce in this outfit choosing?)  Kourtney does her own style thing in matching with her man and son in all suiting, and Kim does it (of course) GLAM!!! Khloe looks STUNNING.

The men all in suits and ties (thank God for tradition)… and Rob in a bow tie….

WHOEVER PRODUCED & DIRECTED THIS PHOTOSHOOT: YOU ARE BRILLIANT

HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NYC, Part 1: NEW YORK WOMEN

I love New York, and I LOVE New York Women. The “air-ness” of entitlement; the push & shove on the streets, the “no-time-for-anybody else” ????  Anyone who DOES NOT live in NYC thinks this.  However: to live in NYC, you have to have thick skin, a go-get-it mentality, and an “attitude to match”.  These woman are NOT “rude”… they just know what they want, and don’t have time to stand around and bullsh**.  The pic above: 4 women, all in black, coats, BLONDE, and shopping on the Upper East Side… just another Monday 🙂

The following pics are excerpts of my favorite NYC  moments. (Of course, this article would be incomplete without FASHION, where I will touch briefly on, but just wait for NYC, PART 2! 🙂

LOVE this woman. She was sitting behind me at The Plaza’s Todd English Food Hall with a friend, and just looked so chic, yet effortless. She was about 40, blonde, hair back, all in black, tight jodpher pants with tall boots…. wine, conversation…. just the way she held herself and laughed during their conversation: A SEXY WOMAN!

I LOVED seeing this! My mom would roll her eyes, but I think it’s “SOOO New York!” I was walking through Central Park on Monday, cutting through from Upper West to the Upper East, and saw this LINE UP of about 15 women ALL MOMS WITH STROLLERS, doing exercises! The lady in red was their instructor, and was yelling out,” left hand on stroller, right hand in air, stretch those arms”, and then, “now lunge with your left leg and squeeze your butt”…… HOW CRAZY and AMAZING IS THIS??? This is some New Age, waspy, white lady stuff!

This woman was sitting across from me, and she was gorgeous. Not only that, but SO WELL PUT TOGETHER! This bag alone: NEW MARNI! Look how it SHINES in the restaurants light!!!! Her jewelry, the monochromatic clothing,… as Rachel Zoe would say, “I Die”.

The last night of my trip, I met with a friend, and had dinner in this great little meat & cheese fondue place in Hell’s Kitchen.  Not only did it start snowing to make the night magical, but I witnessed seeing these 2 woman sitting at the bar in beautiful WHITE COATS!!  These NYC woman are ON IT! They may be wearing jeans and a sweater, and sitting at the bar; but you know DAMN WELL they’re going to wear their STUNNING white coats!!

Last, but DEFINITELY NOT LEAST: The New Home for Ralph Lauren Woman: 888 Madison Ave. This STORE , which houses Woman and Home is THE MOST BEAUTIFULLY STUNNING PLACE IN NEW YORK RIGHT NOW!!!!! I read it was a $40 million project, and IT SHOWS! Marble, sweeping staircases, 4 floors of OPULENCE, clothing, jewelry,… the VISION here is INCREDIBLE! I want EVERYONE who has read this to PUT THIS WOMAN’S HEAVEN on your next NYC trip list,  and TAKE IN something to WAKE UP and DRESS!!!!!!

The “C” in “CAMILLE” stands for…

This SORRY, SAD, AND DESPERATELY SEEKING SOMETHING excuse for a “classy woman” has me DISGUSTED to the point where I am hereby making an official statement with this posting.  In the press world, I believe the correct thing would be to say “quote me”. Also, the saying, “there’s no such thing as bad press?” I HOPE THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF THE WORST PRESS SHE WILL RECEIVE!!!Well, here ya go “C-word”, this article is ALLLLLL about you….

I watch the “Real Housewives”, it’s one of my guilty pleasures. The fact that the Bev Hills is basically a show in my backyard makes it even more fun. HOWEVER: this “CAMILLE” woman is a CONFUSED B****!!!! I researched her online: and she is 42, was a former Playmate, (15 times in 90’s- obviously desperate for attention) starred in Marilyn Chambers films, (hi, pornstar), was a “dancer” for MTV… then Kelsey Grammer married her in 97. My favorite: “(Camille) was diagnosed in 1996 with irritable bowl syndrome”.  The following are EXACT excerpts I took from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”, which proves my point in that this woman is a real piece of S***.

Her intro line: “It’s time for me to come out of my husband’s shadow, and shine”. Oh you’re out of it now!  (PS:UPDATE: YESTERDAY DEC.6th 2010 – “Kelsey goes public with his engagement to Kayte Walsh!” )

She says she’s hurt by a statement Kyle (Richards) supposedly said: (“why would anybody be interested in you without Kelsey there?”) Camille complains, “am I that invisible? Is it all about Kelsey?” WELL SEEING THAT IN EVERY EPISODE, MULTIPLE TIMES, ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABOUT “KELSEY”. So YEAH, It is, because SHE’S MAKING IT ALL ABOUT HIM! In NYC: “I enjoy going backstage after the show, ya know, I get to see Kelsey Grammer, ooh!” ABOUT YOUR OWN HUSBAND??? “My husband got nominated for a Tony, and of course I want to look amazing since it’s my husband’s big night, and mine too, as far as I’m concerned. ”

Her INSISTANT flirting with her “friend” Nick: makes her look like a WHORE. Over and over…. “let me sit next to (your husband) so i can flirt with him… if they only knew”.. “you got enough room to store all those balls?” ” I don’t know if it’s your sheer hotness, or I’m just out of breath”,  AND: “if Kelsey was here, we’d (be playing tennis), but he’s not, so (Nick ) has taken over that role in my life”.  REALLY??? WHORE!!

A LIAR: Saying she does’t drink: In Vegas, they are all eating dinner, Camille says,”I don’t drink, I’m not a big drinker.. I’ll nurse one drink all night, but I barely drink any of it”… BUT THEN SHE DOES! Poolside next day: “I’lld do a tequila shot!” Later episode: Drinking wine (and asking for more) when home and hearing of a death in Adrianne’s family. In NYC: “watch out, these drinks go down real easy!”.

A SNOB: When she goes to her NYC apartment: when asked, “how many bedrooms?”, her reply,” there’s only 3, it’s small… for us it’s small.. it’s about 3,500 sq ft… it sounds obnoxious, but for the staff, and the kids, and the nannies, i mean, I’m used to living in a substantial sized house… it is small for us… i don’t know if I can spend  (a year) in this confined space”.

HOW she treats her own MOTHER: while in NYC, states that her mom lives in jersey, and Camille “has been through 3 different time zones, and needs a manicure”, and tells her mom to come to the city and join her. Asks her mom how she’s doing, (battling cancer) and then turns the WHOLE conversation ABOUT HER: “well it’s hereditary, so I got tested (names the tests), I tested positive; I went to UCLA monday, had a battery of tests done, then I’m on a plane, then I’m working; I’m producing a show, I’m unpacking the kids, I’m on Hawaii time, I’m tired. And all this with Kelsey gone, thank God I have the staff and nannies”

The battle with Kyle: When they’re patching it up: “I’m shy.. Let’ put this in the past, let’s move on..” THEN she changes tune, all the other girls saw it, “i thought about it, and thought hmmm…”, “why you throwing digs at me?… I’m so above this”, “these are such mean things to say”… When acting hurt, and Kyle says, “that’s what friends do, they ask questions”, Camille says, “I don’t even know you that well”. (But well enough to FLY her to NYC to see your HUSBAND’S SHOW?)

THEN: “The more I stood up for myself,  she just kept getting madder and madder, I knew I was winning.. i mean c’mon, the person that remains in control is someone that wins. She lost her cool, sorry Kyle, you lose”.

She complains (to a gay makeup artist, who states he was gaybashed before) “I was attacked… I was abused…. those girls abused me.. I’m a survivor, we’re survivors” SHUT THE F*** UP! “She verbally assaulted me, it’s inappropriate, I will not accept that”.

“I think women should celebrate each other, I think women should empower each other, not tear each other down; ok, if Kyle is jealous, then move past it”

AND FINALLY, SHOWING HER TRUE “C-WORD” COLORS: “maybe it’s because her (Kyle’s) husband works for us; but in the terms of pecking order is concerned, my husband is higher on the list: my husband is an A-list celebrity, he’s in a successful play, he’s won Emmy’s, Golden Globes, he’s celebrated, he’s respected in his community. There’s a big difference between that and the local Beverly Hills realtor”. She then laughs.

The thing is, WHO THE F*** LIED TO YOU, CAMILLE??!?!!? AND SAID YOU DESERVED TO BE A F****** C*** TO EVERYONE??!?!? NO WONDER KELSEY WANTED TO DIVORCE YOU!

CAMILLE: “YOU ARE TRASH”… (QUOTE ME)

PS: TEAM KYLE !!!!!