Monthly Archives: April 2011

A Royal (Mc)Queen

The Wedding dress we have all been waiting for…….

Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen….

WOMEN: A SHOE QUIZ

What is WRONG with WOMEN today?!?!?!?!?!

WHY am I seeing MORE and MORE poor CHOICES when I leave my house??????

Look at this woman…. Look at HER SHOES!!!!!!! W.T.F is WRONG HERE?? These shoes are about TWO sizes TOO BIG on her!!!!! WHY AM I SEEING INCHES OF SPACE at her heels?

DOES SHE NOT KNOW that she looks like a F***ing IDIOT?  That she clearly is STUPID when choosing her “fashionable shoe choice”?!

Did she just “LOVE” these so much she “HAD to have them”?!?!?! HONEY, THEY’RE NOT THAT CUTE: They look like cheap shoes you find on Hollywood Blvd in the hooker stores…..

LADIES…. WHY???? When you put a shoe on, use your common sense, AND CHOOSE THE RIGHT F****ING SIZE! If you’re OLD ENOUGH to be wearing HEELS, then you’re OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO PICK YOUR CORRECT SHOE SIZE!!!!!!

You don’t know how close I was to getting OUT OF MY CAR to go up to this woman and say something to her. This ignorance in self awareness in her personal dress OFFENDS ME.

As a man, seeing this makes me think of her as a woman with:

A) NO TASTE

B) HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE

C) A FAR CRY FROM BEING A POTENTIAL MATE

D) AN EMBARRASSMENT

E) ALL OF THE ABOVE