My Own WORST “FRENEMY”

So 2 things here disappoint me as I sit down and write this post.

1) That my FAVORITE news source/site HUFFINGTON POST (I read it on my phone about 5 times a day: including when I get up, and when I go to bed), had an article which captured my eye under the “Style” section called “How deep in debt is Carrie Bradshaw”, which I thought was going to be a fun piece on how, (exactly as the title refers), Carrie Bradshaw’s life we saw on Sex & the City was FAR- FETCHED from being a realistic portrayal of a “real” woman in her situation. Who cares if Carrie’s wages don’t add up to what u think it should, or that she has ton’s of shoes. Or that she always has great lunches with her girlfriends. INSTEAD, it was a link to this HORRIBLE website called The-Frenemy.  Huffington Post – you are THE place I go to for everything newsworthy. You let me down, Arianna Huffington. I expect better from you. I would DIE to write for you.

2) That I actually read this GARBAGE piece from this TRASH site.  That this “self-proclaimed writer” (“I AM A WRITER!!!”)  of The-Frenemy is clearly wasting her time writing on things she doesn’t understand. She sounds like an IDIOT. She sounds UNEDUCATED.  She EMBARRASSES herself repeatedly in this “article” she wrote. I skimmed through it rolling my eyes at what a PSYCHOTIC , LOSER- FREAK this person seems to be.

I thought the article was going to be a fun piece on how, (exactly as the title refers), Carrie Bradshaw’s life we saw on Sex & the City was FAR- FETCHED from being a realistic portrayal of a “real” woman in her situation. Who cares if Carrie’s wages don’t add up to what u think it should, or that she has ton’s of shoes. Or she wears weird hats, and lunches with her girlfriends all the time.

LISTEN “FRENEMY”- it’s a TV SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S ESCAPISM!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO WATCH REAL PEOPLE IN REAL SITUATIONS, THEN WATCH REALITY TV!!!! (even though thats all scripted now too). FRENEMY- your speed is The Jersey Shore. Or The Jersey Housewives. Or Jerseylicious. BECAUSE THAT’S THE WORST OF THE TELEVISION SHOWS OUT THERE, and as CLOSE TO THE TRASH YOU REPRESENT YOURSELF TO BE. 

You are  a disgusting example of a woman, and I will clearly cite the following excerpts from your “article”:

“I never got why she wore a lot of shit on her head, or why she thought Chris Noth was remotely fuckable, but I still dug that slutty old lady who made all the cock puns. I’ve seen most of the episodes, I’ve drank booze and saw them with my ‘girlfriends’ and at one point I concluded I may have been a Miranda even though I’m not a ginger bitch.” …..  SHIT ON HER HEAD?? DRANK BOOZE?? GINGER BITCH??? UNEDUCATED WHITE TRASH.

“I spend a lot of time wasting away my hours drinking Coors Light and writing ‘cheese i don’t shave bitch bitch yap’ all day long.” …..WHITE-TRASH

“You have to be poor as fuck because every writer, including myself, moves to NYC and feels oftentimes homeless. A good day is when you don’t think ‘maybe I should cook these garbage rats for sustenance’ and a great day is ‘i have 35 dollars I’m going to finally be able to eat something other than canned beans and Four Loko.’”……..  DISGUSTING PIG. NOT EVERYONE IS LIKE YOU. MAYBE YOUR JUST A DESPERATE LOSER.

“She lives in a swanky ass one bedroom that’s not even a studio which is insane.  And it’s huge and there don’t seem to be vomiting homeless people on the stoop. Plus you don’t have a Craigslist roommate, maybe a creepy looking guy who scratches his balls or a girl who lays on your radiator like a lizard.”…….. I WANT TO VOMIT FROM READING THIS TRASH. IF THIS IS YOUR LIFE, THEN NO WONDER YOU HATE A TV PORTRAYAL OF SOMEONE FABULOUS.

“So NOW, has 2,050 a month to spend on shit.  2,050 dollars seems like a fortune to me. I’d roll around screaming if I had that much to spend on Forever 21 dresses. at least one pair of stilettos: 800 but you buy like 35 and some of them are nice and others are like really? Feathers? Huh?  all the cabs: 8 dollars a ride you use it every fucking day why don’t you just take the subway you never even go into BROOKLYN.  lunch with your girlfriends/dinner with your fuck buddies: A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY. You always eat nice ass shit, and even a diner costs me like 13 to 14 dollars a meal and it’s not even good.  Cosmopolitans in Manhattan: 12 dollars a drink what a fucking ripoff.  STUPID ASS CLOTHES: A MILLION DOLLARS I DON’T KNOW. I can’t even imagine ENTERING half the stores you enter. They all have white walls and Cheesecake Factory music and even the keychains are 400 dollars. And you sometimes really miss the mark with your fashion, Bradshaw. A newspaper print dress? Are you doing this? Condoms: A trillion dollars”……. 12 DOLLARS FOR A DRINK IS NORMAL, WHERE THE HELL YOU LIVE? OH YEAH, BROOKLYN… WHITE WALLS AND CHEESE FACTORY MUSIC? TWO DIFFERENT PLACES, DON’T GET THEM CONFUSED… YOU MUST BE USE TO ENDLESS HEAPS OF CLEARANCE RACKS AND SALE BINS. I ALMOST FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. CONDOMS- A TRILLION?  YOU ARE SO, SO STUPID. 

“I feel so proud of my diploma now. I’m going to burn it to keep myself warm in my heatless apartment in winter, probably. Let me now eat some ham off the ground, okay? But I’m a writer! I’m a WRITER!!!! Hell, at least I budget my shit.” …… YEAH, GREAT EXAMPLE OF YOUR “WRITING”. HAM OFF THE GROUND?? THE WAY YOU SPEAK ABOUT THE WAY YOU LIVE MAKES ME WONDER HOW YOU EVEN HAVE A COMPUTER TO WRITE ON! YOU DISGUST ME WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh………………

You REPEATEDLY  diss the FASHION, (and as we all know) SEX & THE CITY is NOW PART OF OUR CULTURE, AND FASHION HISTORY. Designers have now WORLD RECOGNITION from stylist Patricia Field… Manolo, Oscar, Louboutin, LV, Prada, Gucci, Dior….. and like the ICONIC dress you put down, (the “newspaper? really?” ) THAT WAS JOHN GALLIANO! THAT PRINT IS FAMOUS! DO YOUR F***ING HOMEWORK. Or better yet, STAY CLEAR of subjects you’re UNWORTHY of “WRITING” about.

LIKE I SAID: THIS WOMAN IS CLEARLY TRASH, UNEDUCATED, DISGUSTING, HAS NO MANNERS OR ETIQUETTE, AND IS AN EMBARRASSMENT TO NOT ONLY WOMEN, BUT TO THE WRITERS OF THE WORLD, THE FASHION COMMUNITY, AND UNFORTUNATELY, OUR SOCIETY. TO USE WORDS SHE CAN CLEARLY UNDERSTAND: THIS “FRENEMY” IS AN IGNORANT PIECE OF SHIT.

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