VICTORIA BECKHAM VS. Cara Delevigne…. (WHO????)

CARA DELEVIGNE

VICTORIA BECKHAM

Below is the article from Huffington Post with DUMB model CARA DELEVIGNE…. exactly: WHO??? I want you to all read it, and see my comments below.

 

“We’d like to introduce you to the candid and quirky Cara Delevingne: socialite, model, beat boxer extraordinaire and would-be Posh Spice. The 18-year-old has inched her way onto the fashion scene as of late, most notably posing for this year’s Burberry ad campaigns.

But the Telegraph reports that the blonde Brit has also been sought out to act — in an upcoming Spice Girls musical.

Funnier than the notion of a Spice Girls musical (which will be performed on London’s West End and produced by Mamma Mia! producer Judy Craymer, apparently) is Delevingne’s response to the offer to play Victoria Beckham in the production:

The Burberry model tells Mandrake: “My agent said, ‘No, you can’t, it will be a career killer.’ Of course, I loved the Spice Girls. I loved Geri and Baby, but who liked Posh Spice? They said I looked like her and I said, ‘That’s not cool, that’s really mean.’ ”

It’s a shame, too, because Delevingne is quite entertaining. In another interview with The Telegraph,the model revealed another talent she could bring to the stage:

I’m a world class Beat Boxer, you should hear the noises I can make with my mouth… I’m also obsessed with drumming and have a massive electric drum kit in my bedroom, I’m drum mad.”

 

This 18 YEAR OLD has recently appeared in Burburrys ad campaign. Woopee. She was offered to play Posh Spice in an upcoming stage musical of the Spice Girls. She said no, because her agent told her it was “career suicide”. Hmm….  Spice Girls were one of the BIGGEST acts of the 90’s. Their recent “reunion” tour was SOLD OUT EVERYWHERE. And I have NO CLUE who YOU ARE!!!

She then goes on to INSULT Victoria, by saying that when being compared to her (looks), that it was “not cool, mean”… and that she likes Baby Spice and Ginger Spice. Everyone can have favorites, but ask yourself: Where are those two? Where are their careers? NOWHERE!!!!

How DARE you INSULT an ICON in the very industry you’re starting in?!?!?! Victoria is the MOST SUCCESSFUL of the Spice Girls, The MOST ELEGANT, and MOST RESPECTED in the Fashion World!!!!! SHE COULD KILL YOUR CAREER IN A SECOND!!!

I hope Victoria reads that article, (or this one), makes ONE phone call, and that girl’s “career” would be over…. just a thought.

 

This Cara creature would rather not “act” on stage, in a role YOU KNOW will get publicity (and regardless of the outcome, we all know the saying- “there’s no such thing as bad press”). But she likes to “beat-box”…… (?!)

Siiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhhh……….. because that’s such a better career choice.

Cara: Fire your agent, hire a publicist (to control your stupid mouth), and go join the kids on street corners  beat-boxing…. let’s see where your career goes.

Then Victoria can laugh from her multi-million dollar fashion empire.

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One response to “VICTORIA BECKHAM VS. Cara Delevigne…. (WHO????)

  1. Brian I LOVE this!! This girl is clearly an idiot!! Regardless of whether or not the musical runs for 6 months or 6 years, it has some of the biggest names in the industry working on it! Which could have led to MORE work for her! She can kiss meeting them goodbye now! Not to mention the fact that the spice girls are still SO loved in the UK and worldwide, with a VERY loyal fan base of millions behind them!
    She is a pretty girl, but has clearly had NO media training – and it shows! Some people should just not be allowed to speak publicly without a publicist by their side!
    VB could crush her with a Louboutin in a second! To quote the lady herself “You think I’m the fragile one. One slip, the damage done…” haha xx

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