When u measure your nails in FEET….

So…. the following images are REALLY disturbing. They are photos of people FEINGERNAILS and TOENAILS that have to be measured in not inches, but FEET… That has got to be one of the sickest things I have ever typed or said or thought.

Here is Lee Redmond, who “holds the record” for the longest fingernail’s at a combined length of 8.65 m…. that is 28 ft 4.5 in!!!!! WTF?!?!

Lee is  a 66-year-old great-grandmother and former hairstylist from Salt Lake City, Utah… WHERE IN HER LIFE DID SHE GO WRONG???

The last time Redmond cut her nails WAS IN 1979, when the President was Jimmy Carter!!!

She says she started growing her nails “on a whim”.


She was just growing her nails, and when they were 3.5 inches long, she had an encounter with a local Utah TV producer. So then she thought she was going to be famous….. SHE SAID: “Nobody wants to be a nobody. It’s like, ‘What could I do? What could I do?'”

SHE WAS THAT DESPERATE TO BE A SOMEBODY??!?!?! AND GROWING YOUR NAILS LIKE A DRAGON MADE YOU ONE??? You got to be in the Guinness Book of World Records….. WOOOP -F’ing -EEEE!!!!

(PS: February 10, 2009, she was involved in an auto collision. Her “record-breaking” nails were damaged beyond repair in the crash.  THANK GOD!!!!)

So these gold stunner nails belong to a Jazz Ison Sinkfield, a grandmother from Atlanta, GA who spends $250 per month to keep up her nails, which measure 24 inches long!!!! She has told people that her dream is “to one day sit on Oprah’s couch and talk beauty.”

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh………… REALLY???? SHE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT BEAUTY??? These nails are the UGLIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!! And her DREAM is to be on OPRAH??? How about a higher aspiration…

And last, but not least, is Louise Hollis- who holds the record for the world’s longest toenails.


In 1991, the combined length of Louise Hollis’ 10 toenails was 2m 21cm (WHICH IS 87 in) – so each is approximately 15.25 cm (6 in) long!!! WHO THE HELL THINKS THIS IS ATTRACTIVE?!?!?!?!? She states that she “started growing her toenails after leaving them long to make her feet look pretty in sandals for the summer“. UHHHHHHHH…. HARDLY.

And the following is an excerpt I found on SoulfulBeauty.com:

“The mother of 12 and grandmother of 21, Louise just couldn’t bear to file them down. She enjoys the attention the nails bring her while out and about in her hometown of Compton. She spends two days a week maintaining the nails, with the whole family lending a hand to help paint and file her collection. She is single after a frustrated husband gave her the ultimatum, “It’s me or the nails!” Her reply, “I’ve had you for 21 years but the nails are new.”





One response to “When u measure your nails in FEET….

  1. Who wipes your ass????

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