Monthly Archives: September 2011

WTF is WRONG with BEYONCE’S STYLIST?????

We are hearby looking at a HORRIBLE mistake, and quite frankly, a DISASTER. Actually, more like GROUNDS FOR FIRING Beyonce’s stylist. Let me explain dear readers…

On the left, we have newly pregnant Beyonce, whom I ADORE, attending a party during the Fall 2011 New York Fashion Week. In this photo, she is attending the opening of Tory Burch’s Madison flagship (which is a mystery in itself- Tory Burch? If I see one more of those medallion flats I’m gonna kill a girl!). She is wearing a Michaels Kors dress from his “Pre Fall 2011” collection. Which you think would be acceptable, seeing as it is Fall 2011.

Only problem, Leighton Meester already wore this dress:

IN JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S 9 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEYONCE CAN WEAR ANYTHING BY ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leighton wore the dress to the premier of her movie “The Roomate” in Los Angeles. She was photographed in this dress; those photos were published. HOW DID THE STYLIST NOT KNOW that this dress was ALREADY WORN 9 MONTHS AGO on a step & repeat/red carpet? WHO at Michael Kors is the DUMBASS that let this stylist pul the dress for Beyonce and NOT SAY ANYTHING?????

We all know Tina Knowles usually does the styling, so if this is Momma’s fault, it’s time for the elderly citizen’s home! If not, then FIRE WHOEVER DID THIS!!!

 

 

 

 

 

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63rd Emmys…. 63 Red Dresses???

Sunday night: Red Carpet, Emmy Awards, and what seemed to be ENDLESS RED DRESSES! First, I would like to mention that Jane Lynch was perfect with her comedic timing, and her “Jersey sketch” was hilarious!!

Starting off with the RED TREND, here we go with the looks of the evenings… following with those NOT in red dresses.

Nina Dobrev, in Donna Karen Resort 2012. THE BEST LOOK OF THE EVENING!!!!! SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!!!!!!!! Please Hollywood, give her more work; I want to see MORE of Nina!

Sophia Vergara, in Vera Wang. AMAZING. She is known for having the “va-va-voom” with the cleavage; but she changed it up, and kept it chic by not showing any this year- and still looking HOT! Love the one shoulder,.. perfect.

Kerry Washington, in Zuhair Murad.  THAT BODY was AMAZING walking to the podium to announce a category. WOW. Whatever she’s doing, keep it up!!!

Lea Michelle, in Marchesa. I LOVE Marchesa, but Lea is getting on my nerve. Just heard Kelly Osbourne say she wanted to pull looks from Marchesa as options tonight, and they said, “no, they are only dressing one person”. Now Marchesa is making me mad. REALLY Georgina Chapman? Lea is bugging the shi* out of me. I don’t know why, but I’m just over her. Too bad, since her career is only just getting started. I love this dress in the back, (front is ok) but she bugs, and she’s OT worth saving a dress over. Sorry.

Adrienne Palicki, from Friday Night Lights. WHO KNEW?!?! She looks Beautiful!!! Megan Fox WHO??

Giuliana Rancic, in the red trend. She better be, since she is a co-host of E!’s Fashion Police. Keeping it simple, and looking good!

Kate Winslet, in Elie Saab. Plain. Simple. Clean. One size too small?

Nancy O’Dell.. love the hair, love the POP of color with the earrings, and of course, her always sun-kissed glow!

Kathy Griffin, and she knows that to stay D-List or higher- Stay On Trend! Watch out for those lips and hair though… looking a little bit like Joy Behar!!!

Connie Britton, going a couple shades darker… and a little oiler, in Maria Lucia Hohen. If only she wasn’t… sweaty??

Kelly Osbourne, in J Mendel. I think she looked great in this color, and loved the color of her hair!!! The little off-the-shoulder trim detail, are perfect, makeup… looks great!

Amy Poehler, in Peter Som. She looks like an older Russian woman named Olga going to the grocery store, boated, and about to run you over with her cart. This is one of the WORST for the night.

Diana Agron, in Roksanda. While she has been on my best dressed, this is NOT. She is Amy Poehler’s Russian daughter, Oksana. Too much fabric, too flashy, too much.

Katie Holmes, in Calvin Klein. Too boring for this. This is a daytime luncheon dress. Not an Emmy Red Carpet dress. BORING!!! (She also forgot to fix her hair).

Cobie Smulders, in Alberta Feretti. WHO?? Maybe it’s her name throwing me off, but this actress from “How I met your Mother” (that’s why- i’ve never seen that show) is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. Hopefully after this look, she wins BEST NEWCOMER, changers her stage-name to something sexier, and we get to see more of THIS!

Kyle Richards, in her shining “Dynasty” moment. I feel like she brought this dress out of her closet when she actually WAS an actress! (j/k Kyle…kinda). I’ve met her before, she’s SO NICE, and I LOVE RHOBH, but this dress is just TOO DATED!!! She also has the BEST hair- WHY are you hiding it?!?!?

Claire Danes, in ANOTHER COLUMN DRESS, by Oscar de la Renta. She looks very pretty, and I know most women stick to what works best, but I feel I have seen her look like this SOOO MANY TIMES….  DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT PLEASE!!!!!

Phoebe Price. I think by that look shes’s giving, she thought she was going to a Royal Wedding, since that feathered (hat?) is on her head. Or maybe a Garden Tea Party with the Queen. Either way, the WHOLE LOOK DOES NOT WORK HERE!!! (We’re “friends” on Facebook, but probably not after this.) Sorry Phoebe…

Gwyneth Paltrow, in Pucci. Like my other half said as soon as she stepped on TV, “YOU’RE 40! You’re a mom, you don’t show your stomach on the Red carpet for an evening award show!!!” Here, Here. She was an OSCAR WINNER, and know looks like she dressing like a teenager. Not cool, Mom….

 

Christina Hendricks, in Johanna Johnson. I’ve never heard of the designer- she probably specializes in HUGE BREASTS. Ok Christina, we’ve ALLLLLL seen them, and we ALLLLL know you have them, but after a while- it just gets boring. I first loved seeing this cleavage, now I’m waiting for something else. NEXT!!!!!

Julianna Margulies, in Armani Prive… or at least thats what she said. I think the top portion is a lamp shade, she had some children take a hot glue gun and crystals to the piece, and then she added some long fabric to hang out the bottom. That is EXACTLY what this looks like.

Steven Cojocuro. This “man” was a STYLIST. An on-air STYLE PERSONALITY. And He STILL dresses like Melissa Ethridge. PLEASE TAKE NOTE MEN: THIS IS NOT HOW YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE! DO NOT COPY THIS EVER!!!!! This is my prime(time) example of WHY I titled this blog, WhoLIED to you!!!!

Christine Baranski, in Zak Posen- I LOVE you!!!! So classy, SO chic, and Perfectly Age Approriate!!! Best Dressed WOMAN of the night… She makes me laugh, she’s a great actress, and she looks amazing!

Paula Abdul… So Paula, “straight up, now tell me” WHY do you make everything look SO CHEAP!?!?!? The dress COULD have looked fine on its own, then she adds the cheap crystal belt, with the chain strap sequin bag (waaay dated). You’ve heard the “less is more” phrase, right? IT APPLIES HERE!!!!

Brooke Anderson…. LOOK! It’s Toddlers & Tiaras all grown up! Yes, I love a barbie- sequins, tan, blonde, and thin, but this is like a TEXAS DOWN HOME BEAUTY QUEEN! Didn’t anyone tell her  Miss Universe happened a couple nights ago???

 

 

 

I survived the MISSONI + Target = PANDAMONIUM!!!!!!!

Just survived the attack on LA in the West Hollywood branch of Target! Anyone who was anyone in the fashion world, who paid attention, who was on top of the debut of Missoni for Target, was waiting for the store opening!!  I called Target the night before to see if they were opening early, and they said “regular shopping hours”- which meant 8am. I set my alarm for 7, got Starbucks, and arrived at Target at 7:30….. this is what I saw:

The lines were SNAKING around the outside, with security keeping people in line. So unfortunately for us, that meant we were probably about #499 in line… While waiting, EVERYONE was buzzing about how this morning Target’s site CRASHED because of the frenzy… No one could buy anything online (that means YOU New York!! Ahead of the game!)  🙂 People were up at 5 AM buying!!!

Talked to the lady behind us with a little girl, who told us today was her “first day of school”, but this Missoni release was more important- L.O.V.E her!!!  We wished her luck (hope she got plenty of girl’s clothes!).  Then we got inside, and the CRAZINESS WAS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

People were CRAZY! Basically FASHION ZOMBIES! The Clusterf*** of carts, running, and the fact that some boxes hadn’t yet been open- O.O.C!! (out of control). In the kitchen ware area, we MOBBED the Target employees opening a box of plates and glasses… it was empty within 60 seconds!

We were then running down an aisle and saw a deserted cart with plates- we looked around, saw no one, and grabbed them. Seconds later, a lady came down the aisle screaming, “Those are my plates!” We yelled back,” You shouldn’t desert your cart!” As we gave them back to her, she ALMOST STARTED CRYING, saying,”that’s all I could grab”. We told her,”Listen, you hold on to those, and don’t leave that cart out of your site”, and ran to find the bedding. Unfortunately, everything was WIPED OUT.

This was once the home of the Cosmetic Pouches ...

As we checked out with our small bundle, we saw some of the “first in line” shoppers items:

This lady SCORED!

The woman in front of us had the bicycle, pillows, platters… everything she wanted (lucky b****!!) I KNEW we should have been there at 6am!!!

Here’s what we got:

Not as much as we wanted, but glad we got something! 3 SETS of glasses,  3 serving plates, a media box, and matching desktop note-pad I found abandoned on a checkout shelf.

When we got outside, we took a deep breath, and decided to immediately check the website- IT WAS UP AND RUNNING!!!! We added MORE ITEMS we wanted to our “cart”, paid, and YAY- ORDERED!!!!!!!!!

There are a few things that are STILL SOLD OUT that we want, but I wil be checking that site and stores throughout the next couple days in HOPE of getting the rest. Good job Missoni- you just made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS I’m sure!

Got home, and had to set the table with our pre-existing Missoni floral chargers… here’s a sneak peak!

Ps: I tweeted to Ms. Margherita (@mmmargherita) a link to this article and photo- and she loved it! 🙂