Rooney Mara in Givenchy Oscars 2012

Rooney Mara wearing Givenchy. THANK GOD- She’s wearing WHITE!!!!! Finally, something other than BLACK! She says she chose it “just this morning”. Well, it looks like it- it looks wrinkled, and frumpy.  Like her stylist just took it out of the garment bag from the back of the trunk, and put it on the rolling rack. No jewelry, just red lipstick. And those BLUNT BANGS. She looks like a goth teenager. NEXT……….

Michelle Williams in Louis Vuitton Oscars 2012

Michelle Williams, in Loius Vuiiton. same hair, same whispy look. There is nothing here that I care about. Boring. I’ve seen it. I’m over it.

Octavia Spencer in Tadashi Shoji Oscars 2012

Octavia’s picking the same designer she’s been wearing to all award shows this past season. True, the rule is “if you know what fits you best, stick with it”, but since it’s Oscars… I just expected MORE. Step out of the comfort zone, you’re up for an Oscar, there are so many designers out there… I’m sure at least ONE of them would have made an amazing special dress for you…. SAFE…..

Stacy Keibler in Marchesa Oscars 2012

So, basically, if George Clooney doesn’t go home with an Oscar, his gf can substitute as the statue? There’s gold, and then there’s replica. The fact that the gold is so matte, makes it boring. Had this been shimmery with sequins, nude cutouts… anything… would have upped the ante here…

Melissa McCarthy in Marina Rinaldi Oscars 2012

This is horrible. Choosing a flesh/skin/rose colored dress on a VERY large figured women is bad bad bad….. She looks big, she looks bloated, nothing here is complimenting anything. Horrible choice. She needs to stick to dark colors for a long time.

Jessica Chastain in Alexander McQueen Oscars 2012

Jessica looks great, we like her, she’s cute… this dress though- not my favorite. I don’t think it’s “OSCAR”. Yeah, her body looks great in it, but the gold detail  getting larger on the hips just makes her look bigger- in the area NO woman wants to look bigger!!

Viola Davis in Vera Wang Oscars 2012

We all love her, and are rooting her for her amazing Role in “The Help”, however- The Oscars are not for making political statements about race. She decided to wear her hair “au naturale” – ie: not wearing a wig, because she’s trying to tell the world that being African American in Hollywood doesn’t mean you have to “hide who you are”, and not have to “be someone else”. WE GET IT. IT’S 2012. If anyone is judging you for that- THEY are the ignorant ones. White, asian, latina, every other race where extensions, hair pieces, etc…. You can too. I don’t need a public statement to appreciate who you are. Your acting is proof enough- don’t shove it down our throats.

Emma Stone in Jean-Baptiste Grenouille

Emma- why? I love you, and you’re adorable!!! But this dress looks JUST LIKE 2 other dresses we’ve ALREADY SEEN!! It looks Like Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga:

Nicole Kidman in Balenciaga...

Jennifer Lopez in Gucci at the Met


SEE EMMA??? PROVES MY POINT!!! Your Stylist isn’t doing her homework…. Fire her.

Shailene Woodley in Vera Wang Oscars 2012

Shailene Woodley in Vera Wang Oscars 2012

Shailene’s dress is WAY TOO MATURE for her here! She is too young! Have fun, look like a princess- not an old maid!! Valentino is beautiful and classic, but here- looks like aged and dowdy. This is a dress for Helen Mirren, or Meryl Streep….

Gwyneth Paltrow in Tom Ford

As much as we all know Tom Ford is God, I’m still not 100% sure of this. On one hand- Her body is AMAZING- The column part of this dress is a perfect fit. The cape I love…. but as an ENTRANCE piece.. I’m not sure if I like it as an all evening dress. Think of her having to sit down, go to the bathroom, etc…. I just feel like it could be a nuisance- not an accomplice. I’m on the fence here…


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