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Toddlers & Tiaras is TRASH TV- TURN IT OFF!

I don’t understand why this shit, yes- SHIT, is still available to watch. This is garbage. Trash. The only people ON the shows are trash. Yes, I just called certain people TRASH. (I have a few haters out there, who always rant about how I think I’m better than everyone else), but I think I win this one. In fact, I know I’m right.

Exhibit A).

June Shannon- White Trash Mom aka Disgusting Pig

Alana Thompson, a "star".. (cough, cough)

Toddlers & Tiaras “star” Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child” Thompson”. And her disgusting trash mother, June Shannon. This “mother” feeds her 6 yr old “GO-GO JUICE” which is 2 parts Mountain Dew and 1 part Red Bull- which she claims “gives her the energy she needs to keep up with the long hours in pageantry”.

caffeinating your child- like pushing crack

First- sorry to say, but that little girl is far too ugly to be in a BEAUTY pageant. Second- you would think all that sugar and caffeine would keep that little girl’s weight down! Supposedly she “eats healthy the rest of the time”, but looking at that June woman… WOOF… I don’t think so!!!!

June says she made this drink because “pageant crack” (pixie sticks) weren’t working. And in defending her decision to feed her child this “Go-Go Juice”, she said, ““There are far worse things. I could be giving her alcohol.”


(side note- I think this mother should be the one downing this liquid crack- because her body is NOT a healthy example for her daughter)

This “woman” has also taught this poor girl to be as ass-backwards as possible, because she calls herself by the nickname, “Honey boo boo child”,  and says, “a dollar makes me holler.”… I guess that’s the going rate for her mother?

Regardless to say, this TV “show” needs to be taken off the air. I know how reality tv works- find the grossest displays of human behavior, and millions will be glued to the show- because for some reason, America is “fascinated” by it.

Not only is it an embarrassment to our country and society, it sets the wrong example to the rest of  America, by making them think they can do anything stupid for “fame”… and thinking they’re going to achieve it. It takes a lot more than a camera crew coming to your redneck town to achieve fame.

Actually, come to think of it- maybe this show is a good thing: it will help us find ABUSIVE PARENTS and help us put them behind bars. Because that’s what needs to happen to these kind of people.