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6 degrees of Celebrity Halloween!

As you know, Halloween is just around the corner- and everyone’s excited to be somebody else. Recently, at the Michael Jackson Tribute Concert in Wales, Christina Aguilera made headlines- and not in a good way. GONE were the days of “sexy”, “xtina”, “stripped” or “Lady Marmalade”. ¬†She disappointed my entire generation (and repelled our current one) with this HORRIBLE outfit:

This is the reason my site is named what it is… WHO LIED TO YOU? Her Stylist, Manager, Boyfriend, Agent, Hair/Makeup team? NO ONE SAID ANYTHING, and let her go up on stage like this?????

Which got me to thinking- MAYBE Christina is such a HUGE fan of Halloween, that she was dressed up early- as a BLONDE SNOOKI!!!! The body is right- a lil, round meatball!


And then I found this pic of Snooki on the beach, and I know that she is going as LIL KIM for Halloween:

I mean, Snooki nails it! The same family of prints, cutouts, sunglasses, body type….

Which got me to thinking about Lil Kim, and what happened to her. And no, not her image battle between Nicki Minaj:

(Kim, you gotta let it go…there is no need to battle. Yes, Nicki took some risks and imitated you, but u gotta remember- you WERE first! I L.O.V.E.D you in the 90’s, and you will not be forgotten, but it’s time. Where have you been?? Nicki is younger, new, fresh, and… it’s a new era. Just remember: “Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery”.)

So back to Kim, and wondering where she went, I found her and her PSF (plastic surgery face):

Which THEN got me to thinking….. she wants to be Joceyln Wildenstein/The Catwoman for Halloween!

Joceyln must REALLY love Halloween, because her costume is (unfortunately) permanent. She must have LOVED that 80’s CBS show “Beauty & the Beast”… Because Ron Perlman was HER Inspiration!



Amazon.com SHAME: Selling a “Gay Halloween Costume”

WTF is going on here?! ¬†Amazon.com is selling a “Men’s Gay Costume Wig” this Halloween, which shows this cheesy photo version of a guy dressed similar to “The Village People” Cop. The Marketing “genius” that thought this one up is about to get his ass handed to him.

First: Does anyone actually KNOW a gay guy who looks LIKE THIS??? (oh wait, I do… Dumb Straight guys trying to be funny at Halloween parties. We just call them “D-Bags”)

I have lived in LA and West Hollywood for 10 years, and before that, I lived in S.F. ¬†I’ve NEVER seen a gay guy look like this. EVER. Looking at this photo, is this how the world thinks all gays look like? A mustache, glasses, disco shirt, big hair… and TOUCHING HIMSELF?? WHAT GENERATION ARE YOU LIVING IN???? ONLY THE “COP” FROM “THE VILLAGE PEOPLE” from the 70’S looked like this! THIS IS 2011!!!!

So tell me: would it be right that if AMAZON was to sell a “straight guy’s costume”; that it consists of the following???

“Baggy ill-fitting clothes with bbq stains, crocs with socks, oversized cargo shorts, cheap gas station sunglasses, greasy baseball cap to cover the receding hairline/balding combover that comes with a TV remote, six pack of beer, and an attachable “fat belly”???”


This outfit/wig is not GAY, It is UGLY. ¬†And since we all know that gays wouldn’t be caught DEAD with bad hair, then AMAZON SHOULD KNOW that this is NOT GAY HAIR!!!!!!



L.A. tries Hamptons Style: The 2nd Annual Veuve Cliquot Polo Classic

Yesterday was the 2nd Annual¬†Veuve Cliquot Polo Classic, held at L.A.’s Will Rogers State Park. The combination of Polo and Champagne on a sunny day turned LA into the Hamptons. Or at least, the best attempt to be the Hamptons.

The dress code for this event was 1920’s-1930’2; “reminiscent of the original days of Polo”. The Hamptons have done this FOREVER, so the “old-money, old-world -style” know how to dress right.¬†For the most part, this years attendees really made an effort, and got into the spirit of the event. I had a great time, and am DEFINITELY looking forward to next year!

For others- I hope they paid attention, and will come back next year and at least TRY. Here, I will show you CORRECT examples, and HORRIBLE attempts.

This girl ROCKED it. The bright and large hat, the light pleated full skirt, the vintage looking shoes, and small bag. PERFECTION. I loved her! (So did most guys, who couldn’t stop staring at her).

This girl also looked great. The oversized hat was perfect, small bag, and wedges. The sundress is a little “now”, but she gets an A for effort for sure!

Now take a look here. The 2 girls on the left: appropriate hats. The red Felt hat, the black with feathers…. and then this girl on the right: wearing a WOVEN STRAW CHINESE/VIETNAMESE HAT. How the hell does that make sense at a 1930’s themed Polo match??? NOPE, it DOESN’T.

This girl CLEARLY has no idea how to dress for Polo, let alone DAYTIME. Just because she threw on a hat doesn’t mean she’s “in” with the style. She was wearing a FULL ON SEE-THROUGH “dress” that looked like bedroom attire!!! Was she trying to go for the “VILLAGE SL*T” look? If so, then she nailed it.

These 2 women are also confused. The one on the left is dressed like a social- climber for a Beverly Hills “luncheon tea party” in a flowy maxi halter with crystals. Sure she may look “nice”, but how is this POLO wear? ¬†This is, again, an example of Countess LuAnne’s song “Money can’t buy you class”. Look at her cheap-looking friend in a SKIN-TIGHT dress with a keyhole detail showing off her lower back tattoo! Wow, really classy… ps: they are about 40years old. NOT APPROPRIATE.

When it comes to correct footwear for the ladies, you SHOULD know, that when it comes to grass- you wear WEDGES, NOT HEELS. Look at this photo- THEY ARE ALL SUNK INTO THE DIRT! This is how your shoes get ruined! (not that these girls had to worry- they were definitely NOT Louboutins)! Clearly, they have never been to a daytime wedding, or an estate luncheon. NO HEELS IN THE GRASS!!!!!!

This guy had THE BEST outfit on BY FAR. The wingtip oxfords, with the high socks, cropped/tucked pants, fitted vest over his button-down, and a great argyle tie (unfortunately can’t be seen in this shot). He was even playing badminton. Perfect.

The Sweater Boys! I loved these guys who sat next to us- the all had on button downs, with collegiate-style sweaters tied over their shoulders. Their shirts were tucked in, and wore wingtips and loafers. This crew was VERY Hamptons.

Even this little kid was dressed up! So cute…(awwww). Apparently, his parents are ON TOP OF IT when it come to the “appropriateness” of themed dress. A gingham Ralph Lauren button down, (with sleeves cuffed!) and a bowtie?? Perfect!

Here are 2 jerks who didn’t care at all what they looked like for the event (and probably everyday as well, looking at this). ¬†The guy on the left- JEANS??? The guy on the right- ill fitted polo, baggy shorts, and FLIP FLOPS??? Really guys- you couldn’t STEP IT UP for just ONE afternoon??? This is a Sunday Polo Match- not a football bbq. And not any Polo Match: The 2nd Annual Veuve Cliquot Polo Classic!!! Next year, the dress code should be more strict: I would DENY these 2 guys entry!

This guy missed the mark COMPLETELY!!!! He is dressed for a SAILING REGATTA! There is NO WATER here! Blue & white striped sweater with red shorts is NAUTICAL- NOT POLO!!! Get your themes straight before leaving the house next time…


These 3 “women”… I called them FAKES, pulled out cheap champagne from their backpacks and were drinking this, instead of the (always amazing) Veuve, which is PLENTIFUL at the event!!! Why may you ask? Because they didn’t want to pay for the expensive champagne….¬†We overheard these ladies BRAGGING that they “shoved it deep in their backpack, so it wouldn’t be found if searched, and [that they brought] a cheap bottle in case it was taken away.” SIGHHHH…….

There was a simple rule for this event- no outside liquor. Clearly, since the event is SPONSORED by VEUVE , the only alcohol available was Veuve (no problem with that!) Sure the prices were double what you could get in the grocery store (bottles: Yellow was $90, Rose was $110) but IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT, THEN YOU SHOULDN’T BE THERE!!!! ¬†If you’re trying to live a lifestyle above your means, then STOP. You are just an EMBARRASSMENT to yourself!

I love that a woman next to me saw this happening and said, “that is SACRILEGE!”


We are hearby looking at a HORRIBLE mistake, and quite frankly, a DISASTER. Actually, more like GROUNDS FOR FIRING Beyonce’s stylist. Let me explain dear readers…

On the left, we have newly pregnant Beyonce, whom I ADORE, attending a party during the Fall 2011 New York Fashion Week. In this photo, she is attending the opening of Tory Burch’s Madison flagship (which is a mystery in itself- Tory Burch? If I see one more of those medallion flats I’m gonna kill a girl!). She is wearing a Michaels Kors dress from his “Pre Fall 2011” collection. Which you think would be acceptable, seeing as it is Fall 2011.

Only problem, Leighton Meester already wore this dress:

IN JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT’S 9 MONTHS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Leighton wore the dress to the premier of her movie “The Roomate” in Los Angeles. She was photographed in this dress; those photos were published. HOW DID THE STYLIST NOT KNOW that this dress was ALREADY WORN 9 MONTHS AGO on a step & repeat/red carpet? WHO at Michael Kors is the DUMBASS that let this stylist pul the dress for Beyonce and NOT SAY ANYTHING?????

We all know Tina Knowles usually does the styling, so if this is Momma’s fault, it’s time for the elderly citizen’s home! If not, then FIRE WHOEVER DID THIS!!!






63rd Emmys…. 63 Red Dresses???

Sunday night: Red Carpet, Emmy Awards, and what seemed to be ENDLESS RED DRESSES! First, I would like to mention that Jane Lynch was perfect with her comedic timing, and her “Jersey sketch” was hilarious!!

Starting off with the RED TREND, here we go with the looks of the evenings… following with those NOT in red dresses.

Nina Dobrev, in Donna Karen Resort 2012. THE BEST LOOK OF THE EVENING!!!!! SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!!!!!!!! Please Hollywood, give her more work; I want to see MORE of Nina!

Sophia Vergara, in Vera Wang. AMAZING. She is known for having the “va-va-voom” with the cleavage; but she changed it up, and kept it chic by not showing any this year- and still looking HOT! Love the one shoulder,.. perfect.

Kerry Washington, in Zuhair Murad. ¬†THAT BODY was AMAZING walking to the podium to announce a category. WOW. Whatever she’s doing, keep it up!!!

Lea Michelle, in Marchesa. I LOVE Marchesa, but Lea is getting on my nerve. Just heard Kelly Osbourne say she wanted to pull looks from Marchesa as options tonight, and they said, “no, they are only dressing one person”. Now Marchesa is making me mad. REALLY Georgina Chapman? Lea is bugging the shi* out of me. I don’t know why, but I’m just over her. Too bad, since her career is only just getting started. I love this dress in the back, (front is ok) but she bugs, and she’s OT worth saving a dress over. Sorry.

Adrienne Palicki, from Friday Night Lights. WHO KNEW?!?! She looks Beautiful!!! Megan Fox WHO??

Giuliana Rancic, in the red trend. She better be, since she is a co-host of E!’s Fashion Police. Keeping it simple, and looking good!

Kate Winslet, in Elie Saab. Plain. Simple. Clean. One size too small?

Nancy O’Dell.. love the hair, love the POP of color with the earrings, and of course, her always sun-kissed glow!

Kathy Griffin, and she knows that to stay D-List or higher- Stay On Trend! Watch out for those lips and hair though… looking a little bit like Joy Behar!!!

Connie Britton, going a couple shades darker… and a little oiler, in Maria Lucia Hohen. If only she wasn’t… sweaty??

Kelly Osbourne, in J Mendel. I think she looked great in this color, and loved the color of her hair!!! The little off-the-shoulder trim detail, are perfect, makeup… looks great!

Amy Poehler, in Peter Som. She looks like an older Russian woman named Olga going to the grocery store, boated, and about to run you over with her cart. This is one of the WORST for the night.

Diana Agron, in Roksanda. While she has been on my best dressed, this is NOT. She is Amy Poehler’s Russian daughter, Oksana. Too much fabric, too flashy, too much.

Katie Holmes, in Calvin Klein. Too boring for this. This is a daytime luncheon dress. Not an Emmy Red Carpet dress. BORING!!! (She also forgot to fix her hair).

Cobie Smulders, in Alberta Feretti. WHO?? Maybe it’s her name throwing me off, but this actress from “How I met your Mother” (that’s why- i’ve never seen that show) is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS. Hopefully after this look, she wins BEST NEWCOMER, changers her stage-name to something sexier, and we get to see more of THIS!

Kyle Richards, in her shining “Dynasty” moment. I feel like she brought this dress out of her closet when she actually WAS an actress! (j/k Kyle…kinda). I’ve met her before, she’s SO NICE, and I LOVE RHOBH, but this dress is just TOO DATED!!! She also has the BEST hair- WHY are you hiding it?!?!?

Claire Danes, in ANOTHER COLUMN DRESS, by Oscar de la Renta. She looks very pretty, and I know most women stick to what works best, but I feel I have seen her look like this SOOO MANY TIMES…. ¬†DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT PLEASE!!!!!

Phoebe Price. I think by that look shes’s giving, she thought she was going to a Royal Wedding, since that feathered (hat?) is on her head. Or maybe a Garden Tea Party with the Queen. Either way, the WHOLE LOOK DOES NOT WORK HERE!!! (We’re “friends” on Facebook, but probably not after this.) Sorry Phoebe…

Gwyneth Paltrow, in Pucci. Like my other half said as soon as she stepped on TV, “YOU’RE 40! You’re a mom, you don’t show your stomach on the Red carpet for an evening award show!!!” Here, Here. She was an OSCAR WINNER, and know looks like she dressing like a teenager. Not cool, Mom….


Christina Hendricks, in Johanna Johnson. I’ve never heard of the designer- she probably specializes in HUGE BREASTS. Ok Christina, we’ve ALLLLLL seen them, and we ALLLLL know you have them, but after a while- it just gets boring. I first loved seeing this cleavage, now I’m waiting for something else. NEXT!!!!!

Julianna Margulies, in Armani Prive… or at least thats what she said. I think the top portion is a lamp shade, she had some children take a hot glue gun and crystals to the piece, and then she added some long fabric to hang out the bottom. That is EXACTLY what this looks like.

Steven Cojocuro. This “man” was a STYLIST. An on-air STYLE PERSONALITY. And He STILL dresses like Melissa Ethridge. PLEASE TAKE NOTE MEN: THIS IS NOT HOW YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE! DO NOT COPY THIS EVER!!!!! This is my prime(time) example of WHY I titled this blog, WhoLIED to you!!!!

Christine Baranski, in Zak Posen- I LOVE you!!!! So classy, SO chic, and Perfectly Age Approriate!!! Best Dressed WOMAN of the night… She makes me laugh, she’s a great actress, and she looks amazing!

Paula Abdul… So Paula, “straight up, now tell me” WHY do you make everything look SO CHEAP!?!?!? The dress COULD have looked fine on its own, then she adds the cheap crystal belt, with the chain strap sequin bag (waaay dated). You’ve heard the “less is more” phrase, right? IT APPLIES HERE!!!!

Brooke Anderson…. LOOK! It’s Toddlers & Tiaras all grown up! Yes, I love a barbie- sequins, tan, blonde, and thin, but this is like a TEXAS DOWN HOME BEAUTY QUEEN! Didn’t anyone tell her ¬†Miss Universe happened a couple nights ago???




I survived the MISSONI + Target = PANDAMONIUM!!!!!!!

Just survived the attack on LA in the West Hollywood branch of Target! Anyone who was anyone in the fashion world, who paid attention, who was on top of the debut of Missoni for Target, was waiting for the store opening!! ¬†I called Target the night before to see if they were opening early, and they said “regular shopping hours”- which meant 8am. I set my alarm for 7, got Starbucks, and arrived at Target at 7:30….. this is what I saw:

The lines were SNAKING around the outside, with security keeping people in line. So unfortunately for us, that meant we were probably about #499 in line… While waiting, EVERYONE was buzzing about how this morning Target’s site CRASHED because of the frenzy… No one could buy anything online (that means YOU New York!! Ahead of the game!) ¬†ūüôā People were up at 5 AM buying!!!

Talked to the lady behind us with a little girl, who told us today was her “first day of school”, but this Missoni release was more important- L.O.V.E her!!! ¬†We wished her luck (hope she got plenty of girl’s clothes!). ¬†Then we got inside, and the CRAZINESS WAS EVERYWHERE!!!!!!

People were CRAZY! Basically FASHION ZOMBIES! The Clusterf*** of carts, running, and the fact that some boxes hadn’t yet been open- O.O.C!! (out of control). In the kitchen ware area, we MOBBED the Target employees opening a box of plates and glasses… it was empty within 60 seconds!

We were then running down an aisle and saw a deserted cart with plates- we looked around, saw no one, and grabbed them. Seconds later, a lady came down the aisle screaming, “Those are my plates!” We yelled back,” You shouldn’t desert your cart!” As we gave them back to her, she ALMOST STARTED CRYING, saying,”that’s all I could grab”. We told her,”Listen, you hold on to those, and don’t leave that cart out of your site”, and ran to find the bedding. Unfortunately, everything was WIPED OUT.

This was once the home of the Cosmetic Pouches ...

As we checked out with our small bundle, we saw some of the “first in line” shoppers items:

This lady SCORED!

The woman in front of us had the bicycle, pillows, platters… everything she wanted (lucky b****!!) I KNEW we should have been there at 6am!!!

Here’s what we got:

Not as much as we wanted, but glad we got something! 3 SETS of glasses,  3 serving plates, a media box, and matching desktop note-pad I found abandoned on a checkout shelf.

When we got outside, we took a deep breath, and decided to immediately check the website- IT WAS UP AND RUNNING!!!! We added MORE ITEMS we wanted to our “cart”, paid, and YAY- ORDERED!!!!!!!!!

There are a few things that are STILL SOLD OUT that we want, but I wil be checking that site and stores throughout the next couple days in HOPE of getting the rest. Good job Missoni- you just made HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS I’m sure!

Got home, and had to set the table with our pre-existing Missoni floral chargers…¬†here’s a sneak peak!

Ps: I tweeted to Ms. Margherita (@mmmargherita) a link to this article and photo- and she loved it! ūüôā

Kim Kardashian “Music Video” Leaked

So, I love the Kardashians. I do. I watch it every Sunday, and if I’m not home, my DVR is recording it. I’ve also watched the Miami, New York, and Khloe & Lamar spin-offs. Really. I think the show is like a modern day Brady Bunch, where every episode has a lesson to be learned that can relate to all other families out there. Sure their means of living are beyond most of America, but you know what I mean. Everyone “wants” their life. ¬†Basically, I am the perfect audience Kris Jenner is looking for. In fact, I would LOVE to have her be my Mom-ager! Or at least hang out with her. She has more business savvy in her little finger than most people do in their entire family combined. Kris Jenner is BRILLIANT. She has created an EMPIRE.

And now, witness the first ¬†mistake ūüė¶

Not that she is ENTIRELY responsible for this. Kim’s singing is not going to take her anywhere- we all know that. If she’s doing it just for fun, great! But I feel she’s taking this a lil too far. She had the embarrassment and hurt of her sex tape, and now with this video clip, it shows nothing BUTT her A**!!! The images are ALL SEX!!

Who is this demographic you’re trying to reach? Men- you got them- They’re looking at her like meat. Women- they’re going to call her horrible names. Parents- going to think she’s a bad influence. Teens- going to be more “Sixteen & Pregnant” happening (we DON’T want that)!

Sure, we all know sex sells, but this is borderline PORN. Kris, isn’t this the WRONG message to be sending out about your daughter? And releasing it now that she’s married? Hmmm…….. (thanx to Perez for the leak)

Kim- you’re gorgeous, we all know that. I’ve written about you on here before, telling you so. I hope this is out of your system, because even though we all like looking at you, the LYRICS are HORRIBLE, and the video is PORN. ¬†(Really, Somebody LIED to You!!)

Please, Kardashian Klan- ¬†don’t let us down again. I feel bad about writing something negative against you guys, but that SONG and VIDEO is HORRIBLE! ūüė¶