What is WRONG with WOMEN today?!?!?!?!?!
WHY am I seeing MORE and MORE poor CHOICES when I leave my house??????
Look at this woman…. Look at HER SHOES!!!!!!! W.T.F is WRONG HERE?? These shoes are about TWO sizes TOO BIG on her!!!!! WHY AM I SEEING INCHES OF SPACE at her heels?
DOES SHE NOT KNOW that she looks like a F***ing IDIOT? That she clearly is STUPID when choosing her “fashionable shoe choice”?!
Did she just “LOVE” these so much she “HAD to have them”?!?!?! HONEY, THEY’RE NOT THAT CUTE: They look like cheap shoes you find on Hollywood Blvd in the hooker stores…..
LADIES…. WHY???? When you put a shoe on, use your common sense, AND CHOOSE THE RIGHT F****ING SIZE! If you’re OLD ENOUGH to be wearing HEELS, then you’re OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW HOW TO PICK YOUR CORRECT SHOE SIZE!!!!!!
You don’t know how close I was to getting OUT OF MY CAR to go up to this woman and say something to her. This ignorance in self awareness in her personal dress OFFENDS ME.
As a man, seeing this makes me think of her as a woman with:
A) NO TASTE
B) HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE
C) A FAR CRY FROM BEING A POTENTIAL MATE
D) AN EMBARRASSMENT
E) ALL OF THE ABOVE
This is big news people! A marriage is happening here, and I am so HAPPY to spread the JOYOUS news!
My favorite shopping site ever, www.GILT.com, which offers THE BEST designer deals, the HOTTEST home furnishings, and even AMAZING destinations at FRACTIONS of the cost, is doing something I never dreamed of:
THE SEARCH FOR THE “UGLIEST SHOES IN AMERICA” CONTEST!!!!!! As stated by GILT’s press release: “If it’s true that you can learn alot about a man by his shoes, then America’s men are in a state of crisis”.
I COULDN’T AGREE MORE! Of course I try to find the beauty in everyone; their style, confidence, self expression…. but most often, it’s just TOO DAMN UGLY OUT THERE! It’s like GILT and I just got MARRIED! Oh, the JOY of Loving to hate something ugly…
This is Gilt MAN’s first contest, and is open to EVERYONE for participation! To enter: send a picture of the UGLIEST shoes you can find for a chance to win $1,000 from Gilt MAN to update the wardrobe! Below are some additional details on how the contest works.
•Winner Selection Process
Submission Period > Top 50 chosen by the community > Top 10 Chosen by Judges > Top 3 Finalists chosen > Winners Announced
Tyler Thoreson, editorial director, Gilt MAN
NOW: Submission Period
11/8: Judging Period Starts
11/10: Voting Period II Starts
11/12: Winners Announced
Tyler Thoreson, editorial director of Gilt MAN will be the judge. Thank God it isn’t me, I would deem almost EVERY shoe the Ugliest, and therfore, go BROKE giving away $1,000 to all contenstants!!!!
Posted in Fashion, Lifestyle
Tagged america, brian toth, contest, facebook, fashion, gilt, gilt city, gilt group, gilt man, gilt.com, jetsetter, judge, los angeles, marriage, mrstyle, new york, shoes, stylist, tyler thoreson, ugliest shoes, ugly, voting, wholiedtoyou.com
Welcome to the Holy Grail of Fashion: This Gucci ad is IT.
I know, I know,… you’re expecting crazy photos of ugly outfits… but hey, once in a while I see something SO AMAZING, that I have to post GOOD THINGS TOO!
SO THIS IS IT: THIS IS WHAT EVERY WOMAN SHOULD LOOK LIKE WHEN THEY LEAVE THE HOUSE: to go shopping, run errands, lunch with friends, dinner, date, movies…. WHEREVER!!!!!!!
TAN! GREAT HAIR! AMAZING DRESS! GREAT LEGS! AND THE BEST DAMN HEELS OUT THERE!!!! DAMN!!!!!
This ad captures the lifestyle EVERY WOMAN SHOULD ASPIRE TO HAVE… because really: YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO BE HER!!!!!
So get to the gym, go to the tanning salon, go to ur hairdresser, and GO SHOPPING! Open up your wallet, and do some damage for yourself… YOU WILL THANK ME LATER!!!!! 🙂
Posted in Fashion, Lifestyle, Models
Tagged brian toth, dress, fashion stylist, gucci, heels, los angeles, mrstyle, perfect, sexy, shoes, tan, wardrobe stylist, wholiedtoyou.com
Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR…AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I’M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)… and little girls skirt, and little flats… SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!
Posted in Lifestyle, Street Shots
Tagged age appropriate, brian toth, dirty feet, fashion stylist, feet, flats, los angeles, mrstyle, raggedy ann, shoes, skirts, slob, wardrobe stylist, wholiedtoyou.com
I JUST CANT. DEAL . EVER… This lovely invention STILL horrifies me from, what year now, 94??? Kids used to rock these on the playground, in “cool” colors and patterns, and i just HAD to have them too… i think i did for a year or 2… i was also IN 6th and 7th GRADE!!!!!!! WHY HAVENT THEY DIED YET???!?!?!!?!? ARENT FADS SUPPOSED TO GO AWAY!!!!!??? This is like BIRKENSTOCKS: GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!
I spotted these 2 ladies in a Hawaii coffee/ice creme store, and literally lost any and all appetite i was feeling…. GROSS. As u know, i already HATE FEET. TEVAS SHOW OFF FEET! (If they were Jimmy Choo Pumps, then i like feet).
Yes, i KNOW these ladies are on vacation, and they probably ARE going hiking…. BUT WEAR HIKING SHOES!!!!! Sandals, flip flops are for the beach, pool, running errands, etc… BUT THERE R NOOOO EXCUSES FOR TEVAS! THEY ARE NOT EVEN ATTRACTIVE!!!! They make your feet look like Dinosaur claws!!!!!! YOUR EAGLE TALONS!!!! WHERE IS THE FEMININITY HERE?!?!?!?
LADIES: DO NOT WEAR TEVAS!!!!!
Posted in Street Shots
Tagged birkenstocks, brian toth, coffee, dirty feet, eagle talons, fashion stylist, feet, jimmy choo, los angeles, mrstyle, sandals, shoes, tevas, wardrobe stylist, wholiedtoyou.com
This is from Failblog.org…. I just couldn’t pass this up, and had to share (thanx Failblog.org)! Oh where do i start… WHY??? WHY???? IF UR FEET R TOO BIG, AND YOUR TOES ARE HANGING OUT, then your SHOES ARE TOOOOOOO SMALL!!! In heels, we call them “eagle talons”, because the hang out GRIPPING to the shoes,…i mean, theses nails can CUT YOU! You def do not want to be playing footsie with one of these girls on a date… she will SLICE you!!!!