Tag Archives: skirts

BAD TABLE MANNERS!!!

Went to brunch at a great spot, and my enjoyment was cut short when i see RAGGEDY ANN over here SLOUCHING IN A CHAIR…AND IN HORRIBLE CLOTHES!
This place is upscale nice, with a casual outdoor area. Lets start with the MANNERS b4 the outfit. DONT PUT UR F******* LEGS UP AT A RESTAURANT!!! WHO DOES THAT?! NO CLASS!!! THIS ISNT A PICNIC, THIS IS A NICE ESTABLISHMENT!! I DONT WANT TO SEE THE DIRTY BOTTOMS OF UR SHOES WHILE I’M EATING! GROSS! SIT UP STRAIGHT, GET UR ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, PUT UR FEET DOWN, AND STOP DRAPING URSELF OVER A CHAIR, YOU SLOTH!
and before you come to the next restaurant: DRESS IN SOMETHING OTHER THAN A CROTCHET BIB (well maybe she needs it-slob)… and little girls skirt, and little flats… SHE WAS DRESSED LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD. GROW UP AND PRESENT URSELF TO THE WORLD IN AN APPROPRIATE MANNER!

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LEGGINGS & SKIRTS…A Prairie Home Companion??

THIS IS MY FIRST FAN SENT PICTURE! (thanx RYAN).
Alright Ladies… I wanna know why… If your going to wear a long skirt, why wear leggings? If your legs are cold, WEAR PANTS! Leggings alone are iffy… (on long slim legs with a little top, cropped jacket, high heels: GREAT). Even the new “jeggings” (jean leggings) are hot…but NOT on LARGER BODY TYPES. PLEASE. THANK YOU. I get that you want to be comfy, but pick one or the other; u look stupid. “like omg, i dont know what to wear, so i’m gonna throw all these things on!” and don’t say either, “well, its colder in the morning, and i can take leggings off later when its warm”. That is dumb. Guys dont wear shorts over jeans!!
Remember when Jennifer Aniston wore Babydoll dresses over jeans? it was cool for a Hot Minute… but then it was GONE IN SIXTY SECONDS!! So, I beg of you…unless you’re a 2 yr old in ballet class, no legging/prairie skirt combos..(and no prairie skirts either! This isn’t Lillith Fair!)
Oh, and ps: if ur gonna do flats (ugh) do FLATS: not these CHUNKY UGLIES.