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Put a lil WT in your LABOR DAY

Sooooo….. I was just checking my email, and an ad from RedEnvelope.com was a side banner… and THIS is what they were showing!!!!! Here is the “gift description”:

“In the spirit of the Wild West, this holster keeps his beer ready for a quick draw whenever the need arises. Made of rugged leather, it snaps onto any standard belt and the adjustable nylon strap wraps around the thigh for additional support. A fun accessory for parties and tailgates, it also makes a convenient holder when he needs his hands free for grill duty. Exclusively from RedEnvelope.”

AND: THERE ARE 225 REVIEWS!!!!!  with an 5 out of 5 Star Rating!!!! OMG, What is this Middle America World coming to?????? My curiosity got to me, (mainly out of shock and disbelief) so I HAD to read a couple reviews… the following are the highlights:

“This is a great gift for your man. Great to wear while playing corn hole, or any other tailgating game.”

“Got this for my boyfriend for his birthday. He absolutely loves it. It is great when he is grilling, camping, fishing and playing horseshoes! He definitely recommends this.”

“I purchased this beer holster for my husband as part of an anniversary gift and he loved it! It’s sturdy, made well and looks cool. He has used it for weekend trips to the lake house. Heloves to wear it while grilling and spending time with the guys. It’s a great conversation piece and quite functional. All of his friends got a great kick out of it!”

“I bought this for my brother-in-law’s 28th B-day! He loves the beer holster. It is high quality, and has the genuine leather smell. It was the talk of the cook-out when he appeared with this holster on. All the other guys at the party were jealous, and now I am hoping to get one for my B-day as well.”

PEOPLE: WTF?!??!?!! WTFLTY!?!?!?!?!?!? WTF is “CORN HOLE???” And REALLY, to use when playing Horseshoes??? UR THAT F****** REDNECK you need to WEAR THAT while PLAYING???? AN ANNIVERSARY GIFT? A BIRTHDAY PRESENT??? If I recieved that as a present for ANY occasion, I would be in denial that that person was my friend, and would NEVER know them EVER AGAIN!!!

“Genuine Leather Smell”???? Oh Jesus, Help me…….


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“Retail wedding trend leads to I do’s at T.J. Maxx, Taco Bell – USATODAY.com” REALLY????!?!?!?!?!!?!

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As a recently married man, I am more appreciative of married couples, and the strength and commitment they give to each other, to move forward in their lives together. Even watching “Bethanny Getting Married” made me shed tears, because I know what it’s like to have a wedding day, and the special moment shared between 2 people in love: it’s undescribable and unforgettable.

HOWEVER:  I came across this internet “News Post” and GAGGED. PLEASE READ THE “ARTICLE” BELOW LINKED IN THIS POST… BUT BEWARE OF THE NAUSEA THAT MIGHT SET IN!

Retail wedding trend leads to I do’s at T.J. Maxx, Taco Bell – USATODAY.com.

WT….F??? I have officially LOST IT. I cant even READ this article, it drives me so CRAZY!!! WHO THE HELL IS DOING THIS??????? I don’t know ANYONE who would do this… and if I did, I would no longer know them!!!

THIS “TREND????” THIS IS NOT A TREND! THIS IS WHITE TRASH TO THE MAXXXXXXXX!!!! (get it…i couldn’t help myself)… i mean to quote this Stupid Bride, “The one constant in my life, no matter what, has always been T.J. Maxx,” Satayut, a self-proclaimed “Maxxinista,” says.

Then there’s the “executive editor” at Theknot.com saying, “If this came up 15 years ago it would not have been as readily accepted”.

WAKE UP IDIOT!!! IT’S STILL NOT ACCEPTED!!!! THE ONLY PEOPLE DOING IT ARE DISGUSTING!!!!! DO YOU THINK SHE HAS FRIENDS WHO ARE DOING THIS?… She should be FIRED for allowing an article to even hit the publics eye, and ESPECIALLY MINE!!!  GOD I WANNA SLAP SOMEBODY!!!!

As i read even more of this PAINFUL article to provide ammo for this post, my stomach is churning… here are a couple more winning standouts:

“Home Depot doesn’t charge to hold weddings in their stores, adding that most of the materials used — like orange buckets and plywood for pews — can be put back on the shelves after the ceremony.”

I AM D.Y.I.N.G…… ORANGE BUCKETS AND PLYWOOD FOR PEWS?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?!??!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?

“According to Taco Bell spokesman Rob Poetsch, the restaurant typically hosts about one wedding per year and doesn’t charge for the ceremonies.”

SINCE WHEN DOES TACO BELL CONSTITUTE BEING A RESTAURANT?!?!?!?!??!!?!!!?!??!?!!?!?!

I think i’m going to be sick…..

READERS: I can’t wait for your comments…. and I don’t want to hear: “people should do what they want”, “it’s their day”, or “it’s their choice to do what they want, they’re in love”, etc… SPARE ME THE DISGUST. THIS IS NOT OK. THIS SHOWS ME THAT THE ACT OF GETTING MARRIED IS A JOKE, and it is ANYTHING BUT!